Two birds, one stone.

This has been a great day. I finished law school, and the Clippers won. Although the whole done with law school thing is pretty cool, I must say that I am happier the Clippers won. Can any team stop Maggette and Brand when both are going at full strength? Oh and by the way, we also have Cassell, Mobley, Kaman, Livingston, and ROSS??? I'll take it. Here's a tip to the NBA officials. When Diaw, Barbosa, and Nash use two pivots and three steps every move, you gotta call travelling evey now and then.

Go Clips!

Ice Cold Cash

Apparently Hummer pays loads of cash for the songs it uses in its commercials. Some rock bands said no to the cash. They didn't want to be associated with the Hummer franchise. One of the rockers said he wouldn't mind the gig if he could have all the cash for himself. "[The rocker] was quick to add that had he been commissioned to write new music-even for Hummer-he'd probably have taken up the offer. "But it wouldn't say Trans Am. It wouldn't be a Trans Am song. It would just be me sitting in my bedroom smoking pot and making music for Hummer...[and I] could give them whatever throwaway crap."

Reader Appreciation Day

I would like to thank my loyal readers today. Both of you have been inspirational to me. A writer without an audience is not a writer. He is merely a scribe. Thank you for being with me every step of the way. I am going to write more an more. Perhaps you will send me naughty pictures of yourselves playing with the shower head? Perhaps you will send me a picture of you in a sleep sack? Do you have sleep sack? You have sleep sack!?!?

To my new reader, welcome. Welcome to the land of infrequent posts. The land of pictures you have already seen before. The land of a guy who prefers girls with curves. The land of a guy who still can't pay a credit card bill on time. The land of a dude who still says dude all the time.

Why do I get sick?? At least it's when everyone else is sick too. I wouldn't want to be the only kid with the mumps. I think Gonzo was my favorite muppet. Although, Fozzy was my favorite muppet baby. Yes, I did watch the muppet babies. It's better than being a little kid and watching Donahue at that hour. I'll take a warped brain courtesy of Jim Henson's baby utopia over a brain warped by daytime talk shows.

I used to live across the street from Jim Henson Studios. I know that's a name drop. It's sooooo Hollywood to mention your surroundings. Right? I mean the other day some guy told me that he lives right off Sunset Blvd. I was like, dude thanks for the showbiz reference. I think I'll just take Fountain. When I got to his house, it was filled with turntables, wristbands, and american apparel models.

Here is a poll:

Choose one of three items.

1) Jeff Tedford in your backyard cooking sausages.

2) A gold watch.

3) An olympic silver medal.

Thoughts to begin the week:

1. I like the new Kobe commercial.
2. I still hate the Lakers.
3. Tony Pierce is pretty cool.
4. Brian Kenny from The Hot List is my favorite journalist.
5. Happy Birthday JM Nicchitta.
6. Hot girls are nice.
7. Downhill skiing is insane.
8. How do you meet someone you only know through MySpace?
9. I love trick plays in football.
10. I can't wait for baseball to start.