RIP

Final Exams, World Cup, and Weed

God damn these exams. I hate having to study for more than two days in a row. Hell, I hate having to study for more than two hours in a row. Took an exam last night. Twasn't too bad. More like an high school exam than a law school one. I guess thats what you get when your Prof. is a former Public Defender. I mean those guys are so liberal and anti-establishment that they defend child molesters in court. I can't wait to be a Public Defender. I can't wait to defend child molesters, granny rapers, necrophiliacs, and drug pushers. Hmmm sounds like an interesting party guest list. "Hey drug pusher, hand me that coke. Granny raper is getting anxious."

World cup draw was today. USA got stuck in a group with perennial powers and nazi doormats Italy and Czech Republic. I have some friends who are italian-american. For some reason they root for Italy before they root for USA. Now I know we are the global power that turns everyone's colon cancerous, but cmon...unless you were actually born in Italy, dont fucking root for them against the USA. For once the USA is an underdog. Relish that moment, because until China invades its not gonna happen anywhere but in soccer tournaments. So fuck Italy and all its beautiful women, amazing food, and perfecto wines. And fuck their statues too. Does anyone even do statues anymore??

Weed me. Oh yeah, Lake Tahoe NYE what?

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